In an announcement that did not really come as a surprise, Officials from Upper and Lower Macungie Township today made public their plan to merge and create one municipality of 80,000+ citizens.
This new town will be called "JAINDL" after the family that owns all the available farmland/eventual warehouse space. It is expected that Macungie and Alburtis Boroughs will succumb to pressure and allow themselves to be absorbed into "JAINDL".
Some residents might complain, but they will likely be distracted by their bluetooth while driving and soon forget what they were complaining about. Resistance is futile.